The days of baby-faced boys are numbered.
Guys just look good with beards. There’s something about the manly ruggedness that a face full of hair brings to the table. Think about it ladies. Even the average (or the not-so-average-Joe) can be walking down the street, and might get a quick glance. But the moment Joe becomes Bearded Joe, that glance turns into a double-take from the ladies, and a nod of approval from the gents.
Take that Zac Efron. Beards are back. Just like plaid. And it’s a fact.
Speaking of facial hair. I have to give props to one young chap I saw on the weekend. You get five mustache twirls out of five. (I may be feeling generous today, but that was one generous mustach-eo).
Note: To all tween / pre-pubescent young men.
If some reason any pre-pubescent boys are reading this (you never know with the internet these days), please don't attempt facial hair. You are not men…yet. Those little top-lip stashes aren’t going to win over the ladies. Kool-aid stashes are more age appropriate.
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hahahah Kool-Air staches...love it. The best beard for me is the light scruff - too much scruff and it starts to prick me. and never, NEVER think that the little patch under your mouth is attractive. looks like leftover food. Second place goes to the handlebars. Great fun for a joke...but keep it groomed gents.
Oopppsss....well, I still have the little patch under the lip, but so far I've been told it was working for me by the fairer sex...I don't do the beard thing because it covers the clef in my chin - although when I was in music school me and a friend for a couple days sported what we called "the bionic look" - we shaved one side of our beards. I started it and shaved the left moustache and the right beard - he surprised me at dinner at the dorm when I came up and sat down at dinner and started talking to him looking at his full beard - and then he turned his head to answer and the whole other side was gone! The whole table was obviously in on it and died laughing.....but it wasn't exactly chick magnet material, just college laughs for a cuople of days ;-) I'm pretty sure I have the picture of mine somewhere, I should scan it...
You sure got a way with words, girl! I can see why you went into advertising. So what do you think of neck hair? I say you gotta draw the line somewhere. I'm actually working on a pretty good shadow myself - going through the whole change thing and all - but hey it sure beats a period!
Love ya!
Aunt Pat
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